A Lonely 70-year-old Woman Wan’t to Marry Again – Hilarious Story

A lonely widow at the age of 70 decided that it would be good for her to get married again. So she rolls out the following Ad in the local newspaper:

 

Husband Wanted

The applicant must be around my age but mustn’t be aggressive or shouldn’t expect to be always around me. Apart from this, the applicant must be a master in lovemaking. All applicants are requested to meet me in person.

 

Next day, the doorbell rang. She opened the door and found herself in front of a elderly gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. She was disappointed and said, “What makes you think you are a good applicant? You have no arms!”

The gentleman smiled and replied, “So much for the aggressiveness.”

The woman said, “No legs either!”

The gentleman replied, “So that covers the ‘being around you’ part.”

The woman then asked, “But what about being a master in bed?”

The gentleman passed a naughty smile and replied, “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”

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